BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
TOTALLY SERIOUS:
THIS GUY IS GOING ON THE HOMESTUCK TAG AND THREATENING HIS DOG. I ACTUALLY LEFT BECAUSE HE STARTED TO CUT IT AND I COULDN’T HANDLE IT. HE ALSO WAS STRANGLING THE DOG.
PLEASE BE CAREFUL
I Don’t know who would do this as some kind of sick them but their are people. I know it’s not a gif because he started talking back to me
please be careful
what the flying fuck???
YO GUYS
PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY
oh my fucking god
I hate this world


